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Dear JJPIII,
I am linking to this because I find paranoia kind of funny. Also to bring your attention to the fact that you are contractually obligated not to die from Swine Flu. Also if you get Swine Flu please call me during the incubation period instead of waiting until your mom has to do it because you are almost dead. Because this time it would take me longer than fifteen minutes to get there.
Love,
Me
ps. I have the most bitchin’ internet connection ever.
